What would you say/do if you woke up to the person above you

"I er.. stole your t-shirt off you when you was sleeping.. hope you don't mind, k thanks "

" I don't mind, but you are getting one of your own "

"One of yours would be better cos it'd have your scent on it"

"No 'Jabba's' allowed"

Ok, I'm excluded then

LMAO
Sexeh jabba's exist

"how much salt?"

"I want some coke, go fetch me some"

" um ok "

"Its still all good, if you dont know, now you know nigga" <-- singing lol

" you can stop saying nigga now "

" does this count as waking up with someone or just myself? "

"toooo much salt"

" I don't see too much where? "

I like pudding! -snuggles up to you-
I can never NOT say nigga.

-pokes hard in the back of the head-

-gets a hose, shoves it up your arse and turns on the water-

" you haven't said the word in a while now "

What, nigga? I said it to you before ROFL.

" I shouldn't have said "

I said to you before, 'what is he, some kind of nigger' lmao that made me laugh..

-Laughs like a chuckle brother then turns over-

Bitch, please you must have a mental disease, now get on your feet and get me some KFC.

" I have a disease too probably "

that spider better not be in here