Share us Your Random Funny Facts / Embarrassing Moments!

The Green Moderator

Post anything funny and random facts about yourself or experience that you think was funny lol ( you don't have to really make an effort to think whether people would find it funny, the objective of the thread is that you're laughing at the thought of that experience / facts ) lol

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I paid money to my Professor just to pass PE and I only failed one subject in my entire education experience, and that's PE lol! I'm not physically incapable to attend PE! In fact, I used to play tennis and basketball off school, I just despised attending that ridiculous subject, teaching us how to dance and stuff Neutral

LOL

also known as Naminé

I actually despise p.e at school, because of the simple fact... they dont teach anything, its just a bunch of running and such. And what about the fat kids or the kids in wheelchairs, oh they just have to sit out.

Um, random funny fact.

I am prone to peeing myself when I have a cold and I sneeze, it's really awkward.

& Also I'm prone to choking on things when I laugh, people always seem to say something funny when I drink or eat.

A perfect example of that is when I was in the kitchen on the weekend.

My brother was sitting with his laptop on the kitchen table and my mum was cooking dinner, and my Mum goes 'what' and my brother goes 'WHAAAAT' in the Lil Jon style.. I spat my water out and some came out of my nose.. I almost died, it was funny.

The Green Moderator

LOL I remember this one time, I was all alone traveling to the city and on my way home when I decided to eat in a crowded fast food chain because I was really hungry. After ordering and eating my meal... on my way out of the restaurant the security guard whispered to me,

"Ma'am your zipper is open." LOL

It was unzip all along the whole trip lol! Thanks to him because I wouldn't realise my zipper was open if it wasn't for him lol. It was so embarrassing Embarassed

also known as Naminé

LOL! What a nice man. Smile

I remember when I was at Dreamworld, and I was on this stage part, I was picked to play this game, I cant remember what it was called, but it involved being slimed. And I answered the question wrong, and I was meant to chuck a pie in my face, but.. I was to over-enthusiastic and threw it OVER my head and it .. kinda landed on this other chicks face. Embarassed

Nobody in my family has forgotten that ffs.

The Green Moderator

LOL @ slime.

I smile a lot and people would notice it and ask "what the hell are you up to".

Like this > Smile

lol

I remember during my biology class, my professor would always notice me even tho I was sitting at the back. She said because I always smile no matter what lol. She'd call my name and always ask me to do stuff for her like clean this mess, things like that LOL I think she was messing with me lol! and then one time she asked,

"Crishell, you never get mad, do you?" LOL

Neutral

also known as Naminé

Lol "Crishell, clean up my vomit" lol jk. Laughing

I never really smile..

I rememeber when I was like, 7, and my mum and dad wouldnt let me Ryan and Tennille go out to play, and we lived in this flat, and it had a balcony, so we threw down our beanbags, jumped off the balcony and went off to play. Hah, fun times. king

Embarrasing moment not involving alcohol? hmm.. Sitting in a restauraunt in Paris with my nephew Jake and this family sat on the table next to us, and I dropped my money and instead of shouting "Shit" i shouted "shat" (don't ask me why because i don't know..) which resulted in Jake laughing hysterically, me following and the family giving us evil looks and complaining. We just left with red faces but laughing.

also known as Naminé

>Wonders how many embarassing moment's there has been involving alcohol>

Showing my behind to my mum for a dare and she didn't speak to me for ages. thats embarrasing..

also known as Naminé

And humorous ;D

oh, and getting into a recycle bin in nothing but underwear for a 'laugh' after continuous amounts of alcohol, and having every neighbour know about it the next day and decide to inform me about it.

also known as Naminé

LMAO, I think I would've lost it if I saw you, lol .. I wish I lived there.

Guest

Too many times. Ask Larissa. She knows the majority of it.

blood and bubbles..

< doesn't want to ask Larissa >

also known as Naminé

Ask me what? Suspect

Guest

Ask you about the stories. Or some of them. You don't know them all :')

also known as Naminé

I only remember the library story, I've been sniffing nail-polish, it strips my brain cells, makes sure I cant think properly.

I can tell you one. My fat ass getting stuck in a fence a few weeks ago as I tried to squeeze through. I think the food has finally caught up with me after keeping me like a rake for years.

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