What would you say/do if you woke up to the person above you

" I call Jaime nightscreen now"

"put ceefax on"

"I'd rather burn my eyeballs in a bucket full of puppies infested with aids and spewing acid"

" you would rather teach drug lessons through email "

"It wasn't a drug lesson.."

"Make your own goddamn fucking waffles motherfucker"

" I'll leave you two alone "

"Hey, Hey motherfucker get back here" -drags you onto my bed and cuddles you.-

"Let's watch backdoor hoes 9"

"Wasn't it back door sluts?"

" I couldn't remember the name and jonny said it was hoes"

"ROFL, it's backdoor sluts 9, even I remember that and I haven't seen the episode in months"

"I have a fish memory"

"Get out...of..my..bed"

"No, you get out."

"Get out -pulls out shotgun- NOW"

-Laughs-

-playfully shoves you.-

" smell these feet "
<points to feet >

-smells your feet and starts sucking on your toes and licking your feet.-

" I think that she likes feet "

"You only wish I did"

"you don't have a foot fetish do you?"

" people assume that "