What would you say/do if you woke up to the person above you

"Thats cos there is truth in their assumptions"

" thank you for making me laugh this morning "

"What did I do to make you laugh"

-snuggles up to you and wraps my arms around you.-

"time for you to get the KFC"

"I don't bloody think so I had it yesterday"

"Go get it"

-slaps you- "Go get it or neither of us will have it"

"No, your turn wife woman, I'll get the whiskey"

" everyone seems to have a chicken obsession "

"Chicken is good dude"

"Fine, we'll just have chips instead"

-produces a family sized bucket of KFC chicken- "Here you go wimpy dick"

" but where are the pretzels?"

-Produces a huge box full of different flavoured pretzels- "Here ya go! =D'

"that's better thank you "

>eats<

tell em to get me breakfast..i want french toast, some bacon, and orange juice please...

-gets you a tray laden with a plate of french toast, a plate of bacon and a tall glass of orange juice with a cute flower in a vase on it.-

"Enjoy!" =D

" what food is next " ?

"i think ceefax is on"

" is it nightscreen after"

"I see you found the new emote"

"You should add the ;o one to and :ok"

who are you?

" its Larissa Kitten "

"make me a white pretzel?"

" I made some but I ate them "