What made you smile / laugh today?

*im getting sex goddamn it if i have to track some poor sap down and rape him.
Darth Paul says:
*and im getting a joint if i have to OPEN THIS BOX AND ROLL IT MY DAMN SELF!
*YEAAAH
*power to the people!
      When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, what value does that place on love. - Marilyn Manson     says:
*:lol
*your an absolute tool
Darth Paul says:
*THATS HOW WE ROLL IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD BITCH
      When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, what value does that place on love. - Marilyn Manson     says:
*:lol
*i wouldnt know
*i havent been to your neighbourhood.
*and rape is how we roll in OUR neighbourhood NIGGA. :k
Darth Paul says:
*-does a driveby on yo' punk ass-
      When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, what value does that place on love. - Marilyn Manson     says:
*:lol
*good luck with that.
Darth Paul says:
*dont call me nigger, whitey
      When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, what value does that place on love. - Marilyn Manson     says:
*LMAO
*your white to you idiot.
*-spray paints myself black.-
*HAH.
*suck on my left nut ya punk ass bitch
*:lol
*i sometimes wonder what they put in my medication

When I counted out my demons, saw there was one for everyday, with the good ones on my shoulder, I drove the other ones away. says:
*for gods sake Jaime try and find something normal :lol
Jaime Cocaine... | mein herz brennt. says:
*why dont you!
*yes look where my attempt at normal porn got me, FUCKING JABBA.COM
When I counted out my demons, saw there was one for everyday, with the good ones on my shoulder, I drove the other ones away. says:
*L M A OOOOOOOOOOO
*figures

Little Miss Sunshine gave me a right laugh.

and me going round the house shouting "showaddywaddy"

^ That LOL, your a nutjob Jaime.

Darth Paul says:
*i had to pass a test on the dewey decimal system and everything
When I counted out my demons, saw there was one for everyday, with the good ones on my shoulder, I drove the other ones away. ;] says:
*oh jesus
*lol
*i am so not good with tests.
*i flunked the normal test and look, now i have aspergers :lol

        panzer         says:
*LOL TOO MUCH RAP
     But they just wont quit runnin their mouths, least till theres a gun in it, son of a bitch!     says:
*LMAO, to much..
*um..
*NOT SEXING ME
*lmao

I've been having these weird thoughts lately... like is any of this for real or not?      says:
*jaime
Jaime Cocaine... | I can feel my mind wandering again, into where I don't know. says:
*yes ~D
      I've been having these weird thoughts lately... like is any of this for real or not?      says:
* i need a dildo LMAO, sorry. :$
Jaime Cocaine... | I can feel my mind wandering again, into where I don't know. says:
*LMFAO oh ffs i thought it was important
      I've been having these weird thoughts lately... like is any of this for real or not?      says:
*LMFAO, it is important!

Jaime Cocaine...: i want to dress up in a nurses dress and kiss someone on a staircase
Naminé <3 Roxas: I want to dress up as a hooker and suck a dude off for 50
Jaime Cocaine...: lmao well then
is that weird
hahaha
Naminé <3 Roxas: lmao, no
Jaime Cocaine...: it just sounds good

Jaime Cocaine...: me and aaron had to amuse ourselves by laughing at people
Jaime Cocaine...: like some bloke ran into me and i just started laughing and aaron said he fancies you and i said erm i hope not with that face
Naminé:
thats mean lol
Jaime Cocaine...: it was bad
Jaime Cocaine...: then he started saying like "is david gay?" and i said "just because he rings doesnt mean..do you know why you're gay you like coldplay" and he started laughing hysterically and my auntie was just like you're both clinically insane
Naminé: LMAO, your auntie doesnt sound like fun
Jaime Cocaine...: LMAOO she doesnt know what we're going on about half the time
Naminé:
does anybody?
Jaime Cocaine...: LMAO! no
Naminé: LMAO I kinda do
Jaime Cocaine...: thank god aaron is on my level of insanity
Naminé:
Jaime Cocaine...: haha
Naminé: am I on your level of insanity?
Jaime Cocaine...: sometimes, you are yes

Jaime Cocaine...: does your mum like
know everything
like a soap opera
Naminé -|- You c: ...LMAO
i dont understand that question
like does she know everything about my friends or just everything in general
Jaime Cocaine...: yeah friends like you tell her what happens and keep updates lmao
Naminé -|- You c: ...yeah
LMAO.
sorry
Jaime Cocaine...: LOL

& Also


Jaime Cocaine...: do you ever lie on your arm long enough til it's dead then fondle yourself so it feels like someone else does it?
Naminé -|- You c: no
Jaime Cocaine...: try it lmfao

the pm about NLR

Jaime Cocaine...: i was in the middle of a good wanking in the pit before
but my mum made me go out
>_>
Naminé -|- You c: what happened exactly
Jaime Cocaine...: LMAOO
Jaime Cocaine...: i was sitting in my dungeon (my wardrobe) mid wank and it was perfect i had good pictures and visuals and then my mum goes go the shop for me and i said in a minute but she kept shouting so i had to leave it at that and go
Naminé -|- You c: LMAO what, so she was standing outside your wardrobe door shouting at you?
Jaime Cocaine...: no downstairs like a level down
Naminé -|- You c: ROFL
Naminé -|- You c: what'd she want from the shops?
Jaime Cocaine...: bread and milk lmao
Naminé -|- You c: lmao why couldnt she have gotten it herself
Jaime Cocaine...: she always asks me to go
Naminé -|- You c: lmao
maybe she was mid-wank to
LMAO
Jaime Cocaine...: i hope not since she was standing in the hall
Naminé -|- You c: ROFL
she was wanking in the hall
Jaime Cocaine...: oh dear god

[Blair] [ & I can't sleep untill Iv'e devoured you ] <3 says:
*Im going to read stop in the name of pants
*I love louise rennison
*im going to collect the rest of the series
          Naminé     -|- Cause I'll break off my own arms, sharpen my bones, and stab you for each time I thought of you.     says:
*// i want to collect them all to
[Blair] [ & I can't sleep untill Iv'e devoured you ] <3 says:
*I have two of them
*a purple one and a silver one
          Naminé     -|- Cause I'll break off my own arms, sharpen my bones, and stab you for each time I thought of you.     says:
*;o nicely done.
*are we still talking about books?
*LMAO kidding

I would indeed

          Naminé     -|- Cause I'll break off my own arms, sharpen my bones, and stab you for each time I thought of you.     says:
*:lol
*i asked her before did she hear me going AHHH last night and she was like yeah :lol
Jaime Cocaine + SAMMY!!!! ^_^ | We've all got a friend and mine is a G U N says:
*LMAO ahh?
          Naminé     -|- Cause I'll break off my own arms, sharpen my bones, and stab you for each time I thought of you.     says:
*lol when my leg had a spasm
Jaime Cocaine + SAMMY!!!! ^_^ | We've all got a friend and mine is a G U N says:
*LOL
          Naminé     -|- Cause I'll break off my own arms, sharpen my bones, and stab you for each time I thought of you.     says:
*im surprised that the whole street didn't hear me scream lmao
Jaime Cocaine + SAMMY!!!! ^_^ | We've all got a friend and mine is a G U N says:
*haahaa
          Naminé     -|- Cause I'll break off my own arms, sharpen my bones, and stab you for each time I thought of you.     says:
*:freak
*then shes like, remember we gotta go down shops later
*and im like, im sorry, did you miss the aahhhh
Jaime Cocaine + SAMMY!!!! ^_^ | We've all got a friend and mine is a G U N says:
*lmao

          Naminé     -|- Cause I'll break off my own arms, sharpen my bones, and stab you for each time I thought of you.     says:
*your drunk
Jaime Cocaine + SAMMY!!!! ^_^ | We've all got a friend and mine is a G U N says:
*only a little
          Naminé     -|- Cause I'll break off my own arms, sharpen my bones, and stab you for each time I thought of you.     says:
*go home
Jaime Cocaine + SAMMY!!!! ^_^ | We've all got a friend and mine is a G U N says:
*i am home
          Naminé     -|- Cause I'll break off my own arms, sharpen my bones, and stab you for each time I thought of you.     says:
*LMAO.
*go to a mental home
*your real home.